Definder - what does the word mean?

What is SAM?

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM

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SAM - meme gif

SAM meme gif

SAM - video


SAM - what is it?

Smart Ass Masochist

A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.

Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."

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What does "SAM" mean?

Short Asian Man

Look at that SAM, hes so fucking short.

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SAM - what does it mean?

Silly Asian Mother - Asian mothers who stress more about their children's schoolwork than their kids do, are super strict and hold uber conservative views on such diverse issues as dress code, music, dating, and how to save money.

Asian Girl #1: Maaan, my mom jus argued w/ the store manager for 30 min just so she could return a shirt that costs $10

Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs

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SAM - meaning

Surface to Air Missile Many black market buyers use this word as to buy these missiles.

"I like to meet SAM."

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SAM - definition

Socially akward male. A good looking guy who is extremely akward in social situations, especially when women are involved. He may introduce you to his parents on the second date, and then tell you that you're moving too fast on the third date. Or you and your friends may hang out with him for two years, only to have him finally introduce his girlfriend of 10 years that you've never heard of.
Lady equivalent is a SAL (socially awkward lady)

That guy is hot, but he's such a SAM. He spends all day e-mailing me at work but then gets awkward if I ask him out for drinks after work.

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SAM - slang

Ski Area Management (SAM) are college students who are badass, smokes, and have lotsa sweet parties. SAMs, as they're referred to, are the masters of their domain, which is the snow, and will be found on the hill whenever there is one open and even when they're not! This is the most awesome degree known to mankind.

Ahh Son !!!! , IT'S A SAM THING ...

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SAM

A Sam is someone that you will only meet once and never want to let him go. He is the funniest person you will ever meet, and you should treasure him always. He will be there for you no matter what. You can always trust him. He is the most sweet, kind, caring, gentle and overall amazing person. Life wouldn't be worth living if you lost a Sam.

He is amazingly good looking, with soft mousey brown hair and one heck of a sexy body. He doesn't think much of himself, but will always make you feel amazing (in and out of the bedroom). He will always look after you, and if anyone were to ever hurt you, he'd be there to save you.

Once you have a Sam, do anything you can to keep him.

He is one in a million <3

Person 1: You see that boy over there?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: He is so perfect, he makes me feel like a princess
Person 2: He's a Sam then.

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SAM

SEXUALLY ACTIVE MALE, grate in sex and can satisfy any woman.

You are a SAM

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SAM

Sexy Ass Muthafucka

phil is a sam.

We gave the boys at the club a nickname which is sam.

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