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What is dress code?
Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"
dress code - video
Dress code - what is it?
fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school
Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care
What does "dress code" mean?
1. Sexualizes and objectifies the young body
2. Blames the wearer for the onlookers perceptions/actions
3. Perpetuated rape culture
4. I total BS
Ugh I hate dress code.
Dress code - what does it mean?
What bouncers or doormen say when they do not want you in the club
ugly fat red neck (male or female) tries to get in the club.
I am sorry but we have a dress code
Dress code - meaning
A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.
Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!
Dress code - definition
A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.
*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.
Dress code - slang
"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."
Mary was dress coded for wearing the extremely short skirt.
Dress code
rules in school no one follows cause they just don't want to.
Teacher: Your not following the dress codes
Girl: I don't care
Dress code
When someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean
Dayum that nigga got a dress code
Dress code
a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.
our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we're better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)