What is lotsa?

Verb; The act of saving up one's dick cheese and spreading it on a microwaveable gas station pizza to serve to one's girlfriend on the third date.

A proper Lotsa Mozza requires preparing a Lotsa Mozza name-brand pizza, found in Wisconsin gas stations; However, any microwaveable pizza will still qualify if served with the proper spirit.

Person 1: "Hey man, how's it going with your new girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's going great man. I Lotsa Mozza'd her and she totally loved it."

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Lotsa - what is it?

Luigi, look!
It's from bowser!
"Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings an I have taken over the mushroom kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
We gotta find the princess!
AND YOU GOTTA HEL PUS!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, Check out the enclosed, instruction book
Looks kinda peaceful
looks are decieving, when koopas are involved
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