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What is Rosen?
A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.
When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).
Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."
"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"
"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"
Rosen - meme gif
Rosen - video
Rosen - what is it?
My lord and savior,leader of all memes
Michael Rosen is noice
What does "Rosen" mean?
The act of patting on another wth your hand in a cuplike motion; this creates a sound that is known as the superior rosen's mating call to his partners(of another unidentified species).
The godlike sloth rosenized the goat in attempt to find a mate for whom he would give his sperm to.(in fact, he is the sperm)
Rosen - what does it mean?
Exploring all possible meanings of something.
Instead of fretting or obsessing about life, instead I'm going to do some Rosenating and look at the possible existential question and what each culture came up with to answer these questions.
Rosen - meaning
a small hobbit like creature. rarely bathes, and is often seen asking for money or smokes. Is generally either high or drunk.
that rosen owes me like twenty bucks
Rosen - definition
getting multiple blowjobs in the course of one day. each blowjob needs to end with cumming on the girl's face to be considered getting rosened.
"Dude my dick is STILL wet from getting rosened all day."
"I got rosened so hard that my dick started bleeding."
Rosen - slang
While you are playing Texas Hold'em and you have a Jack of any suit and a Ten of any suit in your hand.
J,10...that's it...The Rosen
Rosen
A verb meaning to screw your friends over for your own personal gain.
Max certainly rosened his entire fantasy football league with that last trade.
I don't think you want to go on a trip with that guy. There's a strong chance you'll end up being rosened.
I never thought Scott would rosen me, but he told Becky that I have a girlfriend just so he could make her stop talking to me and go on a date with him instead.
Rosen
A verb meaning to engage in and perform aggressive oral sex upon a female while under the influence. Usage is usually accompanied by box as a reference to a womans vajina.
(1)When she asked me to do so, I felt I had no choice but to rosen the hell out of her box.
(2)I realized that the only way I could ensure my sexual dominance was to rosen her box until she asked me to stop.
(3) She didn't want to have sex with me that night, so as drunk as I was I just rosened her box until I passed out.
Rosen
someone who is sexy, pretty, honest and funny
they're usually short but they would do anything for a friend
A- "Yo look at that girl"
B- "She looks like a Rosen, I would date her"