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What is Rasmussen?

1). To chainsmoke. Usually common in Denmark

2). Former Danish Prime Minister

Wow, you are a Lars LΓΈkke Rasmussen smoker.

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Rasmussen - what is it?

Hailey Rasmussen means Bautiful devotion. This is somebody who constantly works every day to be somebody better than who they were yesterday. This is someone who's felt the dirt and grime of life; pushed and dragged into the mud; someone who had every right to be just as cruel as the experiences she was put through. But she didn't. Hailey chose to be someone who she could have relied on back then. She chose to be somebody who could inspire others to be better. She chose to be herself. At the end of the day... there is no one who is more devoted... and caring, as Hailey.

(She also loves dogs veryyyy much)

Person1: man this girl I'm dating is so caring.

Person2: is she as caring as Hailey Rasmussen?

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What does "Rasmussen" mean?

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.

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Rasmussen - what does it mean?

the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.

rasmussen played dance dance revolution
for 58 cents

yo rasmussen r u going out, no im playing soccer 2morrow

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Rasmussen - meaning

He is a very cute and really sweet guy, he sometimes feels that he isn't good enough, but many see differently. He has a kind and loving heart and a great smile. He sees women for their personality rather than their looks. He is a great guy.

Will Rasmussen

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Rasmussen - definition

A big boobed, slutly hoe bag, who dwells in anal corners and feeds off sweaty scrotums.

Wow that girl is such a rasmussen!

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Rasmussen - slang

Verb. To leave work for a break or lunch when you are at the busiest point and leaving your coworkers to cover your workload. Returning when everything it done.

That Paul is a real tool, he totally Rasmussened me when he went on break earlier. He came back when all his work was done!

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Rasmussen

Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.

After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!

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Rasmussen

Word meaning, cool, Genius and over all awesome.
Used to compliment somebody.

That kid is a rasmussen

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Rasmussen

Verb. In golf, the use of a putter from at least 20 yards from the green

I am 40 yards from the green but I think I'm going to totally Rasmussen it.

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