What is 58?

SA VZ 58 Is Czechoslovak assault rifle, introduced in 1960s, full name of rifle is SA VZ 58, witch mean: S-samočiný ( self loading) A-automat (automatic/automatic wepon) Vz: vzor (type) 58 ( first project is from 1958).
VZ-58 Is very similar to Soviet AK-47 so lot of people mistake those two guns.

Yo, it is Ak-47!
No you idiot, thats VZ 58

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58 - meme gif

58 - video

58 - what is it?

A world in the game of Runescape, filled with most of the games failures, tools, shit heads, and wannabes. Most of the players who play in this world think they are A) Good at something B) Famous C) Cool, when they really aren't. Sometimes referred to as "58ers" but really known as "58 scum".

Joe: Dude, I heard you went to world 58 today, how'd it go?
Austin: So many faggots, it wasn't even funny.

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What does "58" mean?

The score of TCU @ Baylor in 2014 at McLane Stadium in which Baylor's kicker made a field goal with 0:03 seconds left and won the game, but TCU still placed higher than Baylor in the CFP playoff, and Baylor and TCU were declared Big 12 Co-Champs but Baylor won the head to head which is what Big 12 rules stated.

TCU Fan: 2014 Big 12 Co-Champs
Baylor Fan: 61-58

Baylor beat TCU 61-58 in the 2014 Big 12 matchup at McLane Stadium

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58 - what does it mean?

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"

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58 - meaning

The number signified by the omnipotent god Dylonian of Suchomelic lore, Creator of the universe and satisfier of many women. Some myths say that he was the flash back in college others say he slayed the mighty Krakken of Zuma beach late in the 21st century. He even crosses over into Greek Mythology from time to time; for example, Odysseus slayed the cyclops using the mighty "Spear of Dylonian" which was of course the same spear used to slay the Krakken of Zuma Beach centuries later (though it was not famed yet for being his then, Dylonian claims he used that very spear). Some even say he lives among us today hunting the elusive water nymph "Kc" and weaving intricate tales of falsehoods that are undetectable to mere mortals, except for a select few....

Dylonian went to an orgy last night that involved 30 people, he satisfied all 29 of those women thoroughly and then he told his friends there were 90 of them that were simultaneously tattooing him and he was then sleeved on both arms with the #58 (which he was not).

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