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What is Pterodactyl?
The term "pterodactyl" is used to describe a unsightly, deformed girl /guy casting a ominous presents clocked in makeup or eclipsed in darkness.
Pterodactyls typically have sexual activity on their hidden agenda. These sexual predators scheme ways to their objective "your body" using deception and deceit.
The villainous crusade is checkered in obstacles, despite all that, pterodactyls remain undaunted and determined creatures, "borderline rapist" avid for human touch.
This term was invented and started among the clever people of Minnesota to help friends improve communication and awareness in this unfortunate encounter.
The most common strategy employed by pterodactyls for attaining their aspiration, typically would be promotion of heavy drinking. This makes less of a struggle when they swoop in on you during a vulnerable state, absconding to a secluded location with you in custody.
Pterodactyl - meme gif
Pterodactyl - video
Pterodactyl - what is it?
When a girl is giving two handjobs and a blowjob at the same time, resembling a pterodactyl flying.
My girlfriend suggested my friends and i perform the pterodactyl with her.
What does "Pterodactyl" mean?
A sexual act. The male, or appropriately equipped individual, performs doggie-style coitus on their partner. Upon nearing climax said individual will grasp the sheets, or bed coverings, and display them as they are wings. This individual begins to flap their newly acquired, "wings." This individual then squawks, simulating the sound a Pterodactyl makes while completing the process of coitus.
I went full Pterodactyl on her ass last night.
I tried to give her the Pterodactyl but she flipped out when I started flapping my sheet-wings and screaming.
Pterodactyl - what does it mean?
A highly attractive woman that's banging. Just like the Pink Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, who owned a pterodactyl and was motherfuckin hot.
"Hey Ronald, look at that fine-ass pterodactyl over there!"
"Yo Kevin, holla at that hot-ass pterodactyl! She'll spread her wings for you."
"Alex, you can't handle that pterodactyl, she's too much you."
Pterodactyl - meaning
When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.
Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"
Pterodactyl - definition
The largest brick of cocaine. Five kilograms or larger. A one kilo brick is known as a bird, therefore a large brick is a large bird.
"Sack him, hit a lick and cop a pterodactyl" - Offset
Pterodactyl - slang
The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.
A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*
Pterodactyl
A sexual position inspired by the prehistoric creature involving a girl and five guys. The girl is laying face up on one man while he penetrates her anally, a second is standing penetrating her vaginally. The girl is using both her hands to give handjobs to the two guys on each side of her. The final man stands at the girl's head and penetrates her orally. The girls vocalizations are obscured by the cock, resulting in her sounding not unlike a dinosaur, and with her body position akin to that of a large bird like creature, the name of the act is easily understood.
Fred : Dude, what were all those dinosaur noises coming from your room last night?
Colin : Me, Alex, Austin, Robbie, and Andy totally got Pterodactyled by this beezie last night
Pterodactyl
In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet, while mimicking the cry of a Pterodactyl.
I didn't want to touch that toilet seat, so I decided to Pterodactyl it instead.
Pterodactyl
I dont know why all of you on her are nasty, but a pterodactyl is a dinosaur.
What did you do your science project on?
I wrote about pterodactyls.