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What is Provost?
Short for a "professional vost". A vost is someone who sucked the right cock or is "of the right persuasion" to get where they are in acafuckindemia. The position pays the equivalent of a senior executive in the real world that is responsible for a balance sheet in the tens of millions and is the ultimate example of the "Peter Principle" on steroids. Their shag ass salary is funded by the millions of students/parents going bankrupt because of their student loans while trying to get degrees to better themselves in the real world. Each year, Professional vosts also get to take a minimum of 3 (but no more than one per month) "SLoD FuB's" (Student Loan Debt Funded Boondoggles) flying first class & staying in luxury in places around the world to meet with & spew their bullshit with other equally vomitous vosts & their minions, while those funding the "lifestyle of the vost & famous", delve ever deeper into debt & depression and, due to the lockdowns by Gov. Meatball & the like, can no longer be assured of a barista opportunity after graduation to pay off those loans that got them that finance degree or the absolutely useless liberal arts degree.
That provost doesn't have time to meet with the astronomically overpaid professors this week because another SLoD FuB trip is in the offing.
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Provost - what is it?
A hot silf with a booty that everyone wants a piece of. It even has girls turning to look at that scrumptious vanilla cake. That ain’t no ordinary piece of cake. That shit is the whole fucking bakery fuck nigga dick taint shit fart cum on my butthole and eat out my fucking bajooner woman are fags and need to be in the kitchen nigga dick cheese taint fart
Madison Provost gave me 60 foopages on gma slicer.
What does "Provost" mean?
Actress, Dancer, Singer, Founder of #StartTheWave and A Queen. Currently Acting As Waverly Earp on SyFy Channel's Wynonna Earp.
Dominique Provost-Chalkley is an amazing human being. And beloved by all Earpers.
Provost - what does it mean?
gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.
"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
Provost - meaning
oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequently displays fluency in all forms of internet instant-messenging lingo.
Sweet Christ, Lou! Look at that guy on the dance floor! Dopey Russel Provost-lookin' schmuck!
Provost - definition
When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.
Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!
Provost - slang
Some Important University Honcho who gets a special fucking parking spot next to the friggin building whilst everyone has to part their cars about 8 miles away and walk.
Fucking provosts, I'ma gonna declare myself a provost and park here. You got paper? I need you to sign this as my witness.
Provost
A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."
"Oohhh, provosted!"
Me: "Rib"
*Gets kneed in the crotch*
Kim: "Oohhh, provosted!"
Provost
Guy 1: "Wake up"
Guy 2: "Im not a bottom bitch!"
Guy 1: "Oh provost"
Provost
This is actually a name of a person. Originally from the book The Happy Land, it is stated that the name rhymes with 'Monroe.'
Provost is basically the most awesome person ever. She is reliable and trustworthy. You can talk to her about anything. If you want to vent you can almost always come to her because she agrees with you on most matters. Anyone would be honored to know her or date her. Everyone likes her because she has easy manners and a pretty face.
Nobody ever knows how to pronounce her name, even though she has just introduced herself with the correct pronunciation.
Person: Hi, what's your name?
Provost: Provost.
Person: How's that pronounced?
Provost: Provost, rhymes with Monroe.
Person: Oh, ok. What's your first name?
Provost: That is my first name.