Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Columbine?

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

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Columbine - video


Columbine - what is it?

A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.

Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??

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What does "Columbine" mean?

Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!

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Columbine - what does it mean?

1. A flower
2. A high school where two social outcasts shot afew students because they were being teased so much.
3. A term coined from def.#2 that is about the school shooting.

1. Columbines are pretty.
2. Columbine high school must have had the worst security.
3. We're always talking about Columbine at school.

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Columbine - meaning

School in Littleton, Colorado where Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold shot 16 people, including themselves, on April 20, 1999.

Shut up, Daniel Peck. It's because of assholes like you that they felt that the world and almost everyone in it sucked, and they decided to take matters into their own hands.

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Columbine - definition

Where some of my best friends died.

April 20, 1999 at Columbine was the worst day of my life

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Columbine - slang

To lose sanity and go on a rampage (shooting or otherwise) on people (guilty and innocent alike) in a larger group after the larger group has caused you stress, pain, and discomfort that leads to your loss of sanity. See also wordpostalword

The constant bullying of the preppies and jocks have caused him to pick up his AK-47 and go Columbine on everyone.

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Columbine

1. A beautiful flower. Also the state flower of Colorado (even before the incident)
2. One of the most tragic of attacks the nation has ever seen. On 20 April 1999 Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris entered their high school in Littleton, Colorado and murdered 13 people - 12 students and a teacher, before taking their own lives. Blame whomever you want, but they were the ones to pull the triggers and set up the bombs. Sadly, few really learned the lesson outside of Littleton.

Show some respect people, this was the most horrific of events and some of you just laugh it off. I'm disgusted.

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Columbine

The high school in Denver, Colorado, where two social outcasts, who were utterly and wholesomely sick of their bullying by the Cool Jocks and similar, went on a murderous rampage. Not that this was justified, but one can see why they did it - it wasn't Marilyn Manson, it wasn't The Matrix, it wasn't Neo-Nazism, and it wasn't Quake. IT WAS SOCIAL CONDITIONING. They had been led to believe by those at the school that their lives were worthless, so they thought, "Mise well take a few down on our way out!".

Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.

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Columbine

Something Marilyn Manson shouldn't be blamed for.

Idiot: Marilyn Manson started the Columbine massacre!
Me: Eric and Dylan didn't even like Manson.

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