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What is Pretzels?
A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.
The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.
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Pretzels - video
Pretzels - what is it?
a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.
He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!
What does "Pretzels" mean?
An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.
Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.
Pretzels - what does it mean?
A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
Pretzels - meaning
The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)
"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)
Pretzels - definition
v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.
You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.
Pretzels - slang
Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation
Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation
Pretzels
Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
Pretzels
The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix
Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?
I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.
Pretzels
The white crystal powdery like substance that is the research chemical called MDPV, can also be referred to as "pretzels." The coke-like euphoric feel all derives from the chemical similarity it has with illegal bath salts. Pretzels have a very salty background, but yet still remains popular in the streets of America. Often ingested in very small "bullet" amounts through the nose by snorting/bumping (aka eating) the pretzels. If taken, sleep is often ruled out due to extreme insomnia, which usually causes a binge mentality by going several days without sleep and constant use. Users side effects will mostly consist of insomnia, dry mouth, tongue soreness, heart rate increase, appetite loss, weight loss, sweating, hallucinations, chapped lips/nose, hyper, EXTREMELY talkative, and in some cases, even extreme paranoia. If not responsible, this research chemical can become highly addictive due to the constant re-dosage every 15-30 minutes of small lines in order to maintain the "up" if binging, which happens quite often. Even with all those side effects mentioned, the comedown is actually not all that bad. Sleep is all that is required in order to sober/stop wanting more. So don't fiend for more, just make sure you get rest. Pretzels are great to eat with friends, but can be done alone as well. Just eat responsibly people, don't let Auntie Ann control you, cause she can be a bitch sometimes.
Example #1
Bro1: "Wanna go to Auntie Anns later today n get some pretzels?!"
Bro2: "YAAA I'm so down to get crazy! no work for me tomorrow so we can steady wyl' out for da homies tn"
Bro1: "solid, ill hit you up in a lil ya fart ass"
Example #2
Damn, just woke up....and realize ive slept for more than 12 hours!! Feel fine but my tongue hurts so bad. Eating pretzels for the past few days was pretty stupid idea, just exhausted.