Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Pontiac?

1.) A Native American chief who started Pontiac's Rebellion after the Treaty of Paris 1763. He successfully made King George III sign the Proclamation of 1763 which pushed the colonists' land from the Mississippi River back to their initial boundary of the Appalachian Mountains.

2.) A type of car.

That car is so cool! Is that a Pontiac?

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Pontiac - video


Pontiac - what is it?

A former car brand that everyone seems to think was ripping off Cadillac. Pontiac was the performance division, while Cadillac is the luxury division. In the '60s Pontiac was embarrassing Mustangs left and right. In the '70s the Firebird/Trans Am entered center stage and stayed there until 2003 when it was killed off. Pontiac made good cars until the 90s, when poor GM leadership began the killing of Pontiac. Forcing the brand to make cars and fill niches it was never meant to do. By the mid 2000s the brand was near death as GM management continued to strangle Pontiac with its piss poor decisions. In 2010 Pontiac finally died when GM was forced to kill off several brands by the US government in order to get a loan to bail themselves out of bankruptcy (also from terrible leadership). It's a shame, in 2008 and 09 Pontiac was getting ready to make a comeback, only to get cut off by GM. A company buys Camaros and rebuilds them as modern Trans Ams, in hopes of keeping at least that car's legacy alive. But extremely poor decisions like the Aztek were the fatal blow to Pontiac, who may have survived had management done better, and maybe Buick would have bit the dust instead.

Pontiac made good reliable cars. Mine just ticked over 200k miles and it still runs great. All these dumbasses complaining about their Pontiacs breaking, probably drove them like total retards.

Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.

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What does "Pontiac" mean?

Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.

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Pontiac - what does it mean?

THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.

Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."

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Pontiac - meaning

Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Caddilac

That poor old nigga thinks that Pontiac is a Chadic!

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Pontiac - definition

Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.

P.oor O.ld N.igger T.hinks I.ts A. C.adillac

Man I used to love my old Pontiac

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Pontiac - slang

Good car manufacturer. They make nice cars that last a long time and run well. Drive it and see how good they are to drive.

That Pontiac firebird is awesome.

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Pontiac

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

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Pontiac

1. A city in MI. that is ran by predjudice black officials, & police

2. A city in MI. where white people think or wish they were black.

3. A city in MI. where girls like being called hoes

4. A city in MI. where white girls don't say dad they say babydaddy.

5. A city in MI. where someone who never worked a day in their life drives a better car than someone who's worked their entire life.

Pontiac has all kinds of hoes dude.

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Pontiac

The first to introduce the "Muscle Car". In 1964, the G.T.O. was offered by Pontiac as a high end option on its popular midsize car, the Tempest LeMans. The High Performance option included a 389 CID engine that could be equipped with either a single 4 bbl or 3-Two bbl carburetors. The package was backed by a 4-Speed Transmission with a Hurst Shifter or an Automatic 3-Speed.
A factory built car that could outperform anything on the street.

Look at that Pontiac outrunning that Corvette! That is what I call power!

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