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What is Poned?

How to pronounce the idiotic leet-speak word pwned, which derived from the proxomity of the letters "O" and "P" on the keyboard.

Oh u gt totaly pwned!!11!1 I meen owned.!!1!!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!

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Poned - what is it?

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.

Don: Man, you beat me in Pacman AGAIN
Jack: Poned!
Don: Ew. Jonas Brothers fan.

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What does "Poned" mean?

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.

Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!

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Poned - what does it mean?

to get owned in something like a videogame

Harman got poned by Nicholas in Madden

Harman: 0

Nicholas: 53

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Poned - meaning

The act of losing badly in a game.

The inexperienced player was poned by the veteran.

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Poned - definition

Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.

Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!

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Poned - slang

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.

Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"

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Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.

Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0

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Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

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Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

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