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What is Placenta?
A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.
Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?
Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?
Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
Placenta - meme gif
Placenta - video
Placenta - what is it?
Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?
What does "Placenta" mean?
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!
Placenta - what does it mean?
The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation.
As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!
Placenta - meaning
A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.
Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.
Placenta - definition
a word used to express anger or to express disapproval in a irregular way, often to draw attention to your predicament or situation.
Jessy: "Scott you dropped your cup cake"
Scott: "awww Placenta!"
Placenta - slang
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
And the placenta hit the floor
Placenta
A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki.
When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used.
Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!"
John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did."
Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta."
Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight."
Placenta
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
(Originally quoted from cracked.com)
The death metal rocker wanted to keep his baby's placenta as a souvenir so he could emotionally scar his neighbors.
Placenta
One of Daniel Howell's (danisnotonfire) most well know "in" jokes with his Danosaurs (viewers/audience).
During one of his liveshows during the tradition of asking his Danosaur's how they are doing, many often say Placenta.
Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?"
Fan1: PLACENTA!
Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion...
Fan2: Placenta.
Fan3: Placenta.
Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...)
When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil...
Dan: Can you guess what this one is?
Phil: Urmm what is it?
Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!!