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What is Pi?
WHO's yet-to-be-approved 16th letter of the Greek alphabet as a politically correct label for the politically charged “Trumpvirus”—named after Trum-pi-sm—to avoid stigmatizing any right-wing inept head of state who failed to prevent millions of infections and thousands of deaths.
Diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists have complained to the World Health Organization that Democrat lawmakers’ and US-unfriendly nations’ use of “Trumpvirus” is discriminatory or demeaning, so they suggested rechristening it to “Pi,” and proposed “Tau” for its twice deadly variant (B.6.28).
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Pi - video
Pi - what is it?
1. A really awesome black and white movie made in 1998. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, director of Requiem for a Dream (which I didn't know till I looked it up just now). It's about a crazy math guy that is trying to predict the stock market, when his machine dies and spits out a number (which isn't pi). He believes the number is the key to understanding the universe and God. I don't want to give away what happens after that though.
2. Approximately 3.14. Used in math and such.
1.
Guy- "Have you seen Pi?"
LameGuy- "lol wats it bout? circles n such?!1 XD"
Guy- "It has angry Jewish people..."
Lameguy- "Awesome!"
2.
I read pi pages of the Iliad, then couldn't take the intense bordom anymore.
What does "Pi" mean?
"Pi is an infinite, nonrepeating decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, time, and manner of your death, and the answers to all the great questions of the universe. Converted into a bitmap, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is a pixel-perfect representation of the first thing you saw on this earth, the last thing you will see before your life leaves you, and all the moments, momentous and mundane, that will occur between those two points.
All information that has ever existed or will ever exist, the DNA of every being in the universe, EVERYTHING: all contained in the ratio of a circumference and a diameter."
the entire text of every single book can be found in pi
all 3 HDM books in order
all 7 Harry Potter books in order
books that haven’t even been written yet
and yeah not just books how about everyone’s entire family tree stretching back to when humans first had names
every word you ever spoke since birth
all the word ever spoken by the human race
pi is everything
Pi - what does it mean?
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971...
Me: What's pi?
Friend: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971...
Me: 😲
Pi - meaning
3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989
Pi Tastes like pie
Pi - definition
Def 1 :THE GREATEST MATHEMATIC DISCOVERY EVER!!
Def 2 :What people with really high IQs decide to memorize when they're bored and can spare a few minutes from not doing anything anyway.
genius1: what are you doing.
genius2: nothing.
1: want to memorize pi?
2:sure.
Pi - slang
The world's greatest number named after the world's greatest dessert.
"Pi is such a cool number, I bet that's why it sounds exactly like the food. That's some good food."
Pi
The name a math geek, whose pet name is “Spider-man,” gave to his tarantula pet, who loves to show his illegally acquired exotic possession wherever he goes to impress and frighten his audience.
Pretty hairy Pi never fails to be the center of attention in public squares.
Pi
The Greek name for WHO’s next-in-line Covid-19 variant of concern, which is one mutation away from Omicron—a viral christening by WHO could push math teachers, students, and parents worldwide to take up arms against them.
With the word “pi” being used by millions of math students and teachers every day, what are the chances that Pi would be as lucky as Xi, the Greek letter that wasn’t used to coin a Covid-19 variant—which was begging to be picked up—because it’s a popular name among certain ethnic peoples, not to say, the surname of a present president of a state?
Pi
Oh ma, it’s pi