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What is two points?As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels. I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion. two points - videoTwo points - what is it?kid1: dude look at my dank bud What does "two points" mean?the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles. "I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!" Two points - what does it mean?I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick Two points - meaninghalf of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops. "hey look a two point five" Two points - definitionWhile going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion. Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion. Two points - slangAfter having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm. "Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?" Two pointsTaking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR. I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito. Two points"hey you want this?" "Na, two-points." Two pointsTwo points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy. Example One |
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