Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Peterson's?

A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.

"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?"

"Yeah, he's a total Peterson."

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Peterson's - what is it?

A combination of the words "pet" and "person."

Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey.
Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people.
Hilton: So I have a pet person?
Ken: Yes. A peterson.

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What does "Peterson's" mean?

A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).

Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today?
Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since.
Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson!

or

"Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".

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Peterson's - what does it mean?

Petersoned adj. (pee-tur-sunned)
Meaning: When you receive poor quality and/or unsatisfactory tech support from your ISP. Also can be used to describe one's ability to cling to a job without getting fired for ineptitude.

"Man, that customer got petersoned really bad."

"We have a new company policy to prevent us from getting petersoned."

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Peterson's - meaning

A word used to express anger in an unfortunate situation

I failed my bio quiz...PETERSON!!!

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Peterson's - definition

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.

I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

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Peterson's - slang

When someone fucks something up so bad at work that it can't be sold any more.

Travis really Petersoned that unit of plywood today.

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Peterson's

Wife killer

β€œThere are currently 3 men with the last name of Peterson, who have been accused or convicted of murdering their wives. There will be more.....”

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Peterson's

The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.

Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.

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Peterson's

Peterson is a lovely last name to have and it comes from Scottish heritage.
This name is not to be used as a reference to an explosion in the toilet.

Peterson is used as a sir name.

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