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What is Peterman's?
The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether youβre trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." βJesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
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Peterman's - what is it?
From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.
Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.
(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)
"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."
What does "Peterman's" mean?
Basically the best qb in the nfl.
Nathan Peterman has never thrown a pick-six in his life.
Peterman's - what does it mean?
The greatest quarterback to ever touch the field. Consensus G.O.A.T. Joe Montana and Tom Brady are quoted saying "Nothing compared to him" amd "If I were more like him, I could've won 10 super bowls".
There is no one who can compare to Nathan Peterman!
Peterman's - meaning
A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and IΔΊl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.
John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD IαΈΏ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*
Peterman's - definition
When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.
Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!
Peterman's - slang
The act of saying what comes to mind without filtering the content, often causing embarrassment or utter horror to those around you.
Matt pulled a peterman the other day and said he liked watching Justin Bieber music videos.
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The act of going off-topic during a conversation. It usually involves relaying memories and personal experiences to the listener. Based on the characted J. Peterman
She totally Petermaned that conversation.
Peterman's
When someone makes a bad decision just like Nathan peterman on the Buffalo Bills
That Nigga Nick just made a fucking Peterman
Peterman's
the act of playing your freinds to get girls
1. Why are you trying to peterman my hoes bitch?
2. I thought Andy liked that chick first, why are u trying to pull the peterman on him?