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What is Pepto?
A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol
Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??
Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??
Pepto - meme gif
Pepto - video
Pepto - what is it?
NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol
Medicine that cures those ^
I need some pepto-bismol.
What does "Pepto" mean?
Pepto Bismol and Jim Bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 Remake Cape Fear of the similarly titled 1962 movie.
or more recently during a Dave Chapelle hosted episode of SNL
The two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won't mix therefor leaving Them separate on top of each other, and looking like a rusty pink Cadillac.
Recipe:
1 container of any size; a whiskey glass for instance
Pepto Bismol, any amount.
Cheap Whiskey, any mount.
Directions:
grab container
add Pepto add Whiskey
if tasting bad add More whiskey
If tasting worse
Add more whiskey
enjoy.
Yeah, I'll be having a Pepto Bismopolitan, As i'm having the turboshits and a desire for drunkness
Pepto - what does it mean?
The most obscene commercial jingle ever!
Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!
Pepto - meaning
Similar to Pepto Bismol, Pepto Diarrhea is for those people who have abnormally liquidy diarrhea
Friend: Man Brooke, you seem like you need some Pepto Diarrhea
Brooke: I know:( I ordered some last night
Pepto - definition
n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.
Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet
Pepto - slang
A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.
1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.
Pepto
someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.
Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.
Pepto
anything innocuous and curative
Don't worry about valerian - it's completely Pepto.
Pepto
A pink loving dizty big boobed chick with no ass.
love yah pep
Jesus look at the tits on that chick, she has to be a pepto!