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What is Shit baby?
Noun. A very soft bowel movement, usually green with a very foul odor. Can be associated with sharp pains to the stomach and burning around the rectum.
"Dude, I just took a dump and I've got baby shit."
Shit baby - video
Shit baby - what is it?
When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.
"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".
What does "Shit baby" mean?
NOUN: A yellowish/greenish brown substance with the consistency of a chocolate milkshake which occurs when motor oil and engine coolant/antifreeze mix together. One may discover baby shit on one's dipstick after blowing a head gasket or wearing a hole in one's front cover. Termed because it resembles actually newborn baby fecal matter. May also be called a milkshake.
At first when I discovered the baby shit on my dipstick, I thought I blew my head gasket, but it turns out my timing chain bracket broke, over time allowing the timing chain to wear a hole in the front cover of my s13. I was angry and sad. I cried.
Shit baby - what does it mean?
A chemical paint remover commonly used by the military that almost instantly cracks and dissolves paint. It is commonly used on welds that require NDI "Non Destructive Inspection". Since sanding can alter / hide cracks a chemical stripper is needed. It is called baby shit because it smells horrible and looks like a brown sludgy liquid similar to baby shit. Currently California outlawed baby shit making it harder for the military service members to do their job. A weaker less effective chemical stripper was made to take its place however it is pink and not as strong. Baby shit can burn / slowly eat away your skin. And is not rinsed off metal after stripping it can cause Hydrogen embrittlement. Baby shit gets the job done in a timely fashion.
Hey PFC Shoemaker put some baby shit on those welds so we can take it over NDI. Make sure you have your eye, respiratory, and hand protection on or else the AMO will yell at you like your murdered some one.
Shit baby - meaning
A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.
Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.
Chad: That's gross.
Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.
Shit baby - definition
A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.
That boy Pedro is such a shit baby he can't even use the bathroom on his own.
Shit baby - slang
a guy who leads you on in a "relationship", and then doesn't have the balls to dump you when its over, but uses made up lame excuses instead of saying "its just not working for me any more", basically treats you like shit and can't end it like a man
Shit Baby told me he heard some things I had said about him, and that was why he wouldn't answer my calls or texts.
Shit baby
A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
Shit baby
A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.
Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.
Shit baby
A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"
Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."