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What is Paranormal?
Forum on the shroomery with magic, crystals, goths, and a general lack of coherent reasoning.
(Posted in Science and Tech)
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?
So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!
1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.
2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!
3rd Reply: DSHSB
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Paranormal - what is it?
Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?
Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
What does "Paranormal" mean?
A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.
1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"
2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"
3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."
Paranormal - what does it mean?
When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.
Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...
Paranormal - meaning
When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?
Me: i dont know.
Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!
Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..
Everyone: Ahh.. I see..
Paranormal - definition
ghostly sick ghost takes over your body turns you in to a new person can be nice or mean the is 1,000 stages if you can be have and have the you are stage 103 but it gets bad it can kill you
dude are you ok? no im paranormic im stage 30. ok dude i hope you get better. thanks.
Paranormal - slang
clothing that is fashionable/en vogue
Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!
Paranormal
Phenomena that appear to defy science. Often, the phenomena are found to be either a trick or something that can be explained scientifically.
Uri Geller has paranormal powers: he can bend spoons with the power of his mind!
Paranormal
a term refering to something awesome or strange. usually said to be beside or against reality.
1). "so i just found this awesome new band"
"let me listen"
"they're good right?"
"dude this shit is paranormal"
2). "ARE YOU FUCKING PARANORMAL?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!"
Paranormal
Anything unexplainable by science. Anything supposedly thought to be the figment of imagination which cannot be proved by scientific means. Extra terrestrials and ghosts fit into this category. There is no proof that either do not exist. If you have ever seen anything you can't explain scientifically, then that is paranormal by definition.
There was a programme on the television about the paranormal, but they said it was for entertainment purposes only.