What is fesses?

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

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Fesses - what is it?

to lie, to be untruthful, to bullshit someone

What I'm fessin'?
I fess not

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What does "fesses" mean?

F*cking mess. When you can't get your life together and when you have lost control all together.

ZOMG! Collette is such a fess! She forgot about class and didn't finish her project!

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Fesses - what does it mean?

Mid 90s slang (NYC). Usually in reference to someone's moment of embarrassment or getting "punked out".

Did you hear about Julio? He got fessed by Jose in front of the Bodega.

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Fesses - meaning

Anonymous confessions app for high schoolers to post secrets, crushes, compliments etc. to the rest of the kids at their school.

"OMG did you see what was posted on Fess about Mr. Jones? Scandaloussssssss!"
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"Hey was it you who Fessed about what happened at Friday's party?"
"No! But I'm dying to find out who it was!"

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