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What is One pump?
An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.
Or
A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.
This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.
One pump - video
One pump - what is it?
A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'
What does "One pump" mean?
A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
One pump - what does it mean?
After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.
"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."
One pump - meaning
A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"
One pump - definition
Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke
Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!
One pump - slang
beginng and finishing the act of coitus with one pump
she got my one pump last night
One pump
when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.
part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,
not to be confused with no pump or two pump
Guy 1 - 'daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she's a one pump'
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'
Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !
One pump
act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal
Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping
One pump
When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?
Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.