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What is Old Spice?
Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.
Nelson: Did you see Morgan pull off that Parkour stunt.
Dax: Yeah it was pretty amazing!
Trevor: It wasn't just amazing, it was Old Spice!
Old Spice - video
Old Spice - what is it?
(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.
Used car salesmen smell like Old Spice and drink Miller High Life.
What does "Old Spice" mean?
the reason you fucked that bitch
Tommy wore old spice and had a threesome
Old Spice - what does it mean?
When two old mexican guys cum in your armpits.
Steve: Why do your armpits smell like stale salt water?
Shawn:Old Spice, bro!
Old Spice - meaning
The term used to describe any of the individual Spice Girls in modern day.
I used to think the Spice Girls were hot, but now that they're all Old Spice I've changed my mind.
Old Spice - definition
The crust that comes of the vagina of an old woman or the dusty jizz that an old man has.
(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs
“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”
Old Spice - slang
A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.
I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.
Old Spice
A perfume designed for men to make them smell good and disguise body odors when they don't have time to shower
Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!
Old Spice
The only correct way to freshen up a manly body, is with the manliest scent that ever graced the earth, and that manly scent which raises the sun in the morning, is Old Spice.
God was the first person to begin wearing Old Spice, and look at where he is now. Old Spice comes in many scents, each one is a manly blast of manliness, but in different forms. Some may allow you to rule the world with your right hand and eat the Sandwhich of Victory with the other. Others may make you irresistible to women of the highest caliber.
"I use Old Spice products to keep my self smelling like a MAN so right after I devour my Mid-flight STEAK I can jump from a plane and do a perfect BARREL ROLL into my office, then have ROUGH MANLY SEX WITH ANY WOMAN IN SIGHT and still smell like a GOOD SMELLING MAN." - Saxton Hale
Old Spice
If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.
Old Spice- Enter a world where odor doesn't stand a chance.