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What is Oakton?
A run down pile of construction shit. Consists of self conceited people, cardboard lunch, and ignorant teachers. (Some are chill)
Shoutout to the girls who all sit in the big stall in the bathroom and hog up all the space.
Person 1- “Yo, Oakton High School lost the football game, again??”
Person 2- “Yeah, they need to get their crap together”
Person 1- “Why are all the trailers so cold?!”
Person 2- “It’s to prevent the teachers from breathing fire”
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Oakton - video
Oakton - what is it?
this is fuckin ridiculous-- incase u idiots dont know this website wasnt made for 9th grade bitchy gossip, it was made to show the truth about schools. im ashamed to even be known as a freshman at oakton because just about everyone in my grade is retarded and they post fuckin novels on urbandictionary about some cliq or bitch or WHATEVER that they dont like-- GET OVER IT!!!!!!!! stop acting like little 6 year old cowards, if u got shit to say about somebody say it to their fuckin face-- dont announce it on some website that the whole damn world can see.
do i even need to write an example? look at what the hell is written in here.
What does "Oakton" mean?
An uppermiddle classified school, stuck in California. Words such as Brah, Bro, Girl, like, and sketchy are common. Clothes such as Abercrombie, Hollister, and many other brands will be found here. Oakton takes pride in their athletics and image. In fact we just put up new bushes and flags, among many other things entering the football field. But we still haven't fixed that water leakage in our ceiling! What a surprise.
Many teenagers at this school are in fact athletic. If you aren't athletic, take part in a sport, don't even think about making conversation with those whom do. You will be shunned. Our lacrosse, Field Hockey, and Football players are cherished among other sports. A lot of them are meat heads, arrogant, and pretty much bond together. They have their fair share of suck up's, and teachers who favor. Though however, some might grow up to be successful, but karma will always be there. Most of them won't get scholarships for the sports they play, either. Of course this bit of reality hasn't hit them yet. Many others who aren't well known would gladly sell their soul for a bit of recognition. Thus, sucking up.
Image is important. The girls like short denim mini skirts, hollister tank tops that squeeze their boobs together to give them more pact with their push up bras. Freshly shaven tanned legs, cakey makeup with thickly applied eyeliner, clipped and painted nails, and hair always looks semi perfect. Along with sporting Vera Bradley purses.
High school is their prime. For most of these people, it will be the best years of their lives. They'll turn into Mr. Fouley. Sitting in the Drivers Ed Room, teaching Behind the Wheel, reminiscing about "the old" days. Being single, going home to that microwaveable meal, turning on the t.v, and drinking alone.
For the guys, long nike socks, and shorts are in style. Shaggy hair, which is quite funny because once it's cut you can see all their acne that was once hidden. And sports team college hoodies. Sporting Nikes and N sneakers.
This is the typical Oakton look. Will this even matter 10 years from now? Not at all. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is oblivious. Gym class is a living hell for anyone who isn't athletic. You will suffer from insults. You're pathetic if you can't run a mile. You're a loser. Half of these kids don't even know how hard it is for the ones getting these insults to wake up every morning, go to school, and listen to that same shit. "Same shit different day." If you can't run the mile, you ain't shit. So you better get out there tomorrow when the weathers nice outside your house and practice! Practice makes perfect. Oaktons motto.
Many of these kids will find it hard to live in the real world of reality after high school.
Sean Schnitzer-"My motto is: Image comes first. Oakton high school is the prime of my existance. Not to mention, my uncle has a ferrari."
Oakton - what does it mean?
a school located in Fairfax county, Virginia, with shitload of snotty white kids who know no shit about sneakers. A good place to sell shitty ass Jordan's.
This kid at Oakton High School bought my shitty-ass Jordan rare air's for $150
Oakton - meaning
An upper-middle class school commonly categorized as "preppy". The school consists of mostly ex RC, LJ, and Franklin students.
Like other high schools, Oakton has its fare share of "snobs", "bitches", "sluts", and so forth.
Other definitions are a disgraceful display of some types of people found at this school that have the remarkable ability to spam trivial insults at eachother.
Despite the impression that other definitions seem to give off, the school isn't that bad.
where's the respect?
Oakton - definition
Oakton Woods is THE sweetest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys of this neighborhood naturally get into the best colleges in the country and enjoying drinking natty light and smoking parliament lights.
random kid: goddamn i wish i lived in your neighborhood (Oakton Woods)!!
O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)
Oakton - slang
all dem fake ass niggas up at oakton think there all tough and can fight all y'all pussys when it comes down to it. dey aint got no hands dats why dey be fakin when people wanan fight dem aka MOE. dey think there "thugs" and dat dey be reppin da crips and shit, nigga you aint reppin nothin but ur last name bitch. then u got dem white muhfuckas dat think dey black walkin wit there air forces on, shiiiit check it yo u aint black get it straight and stop fakin. 'n theres a few black females at oakton dat jus be runnin dey mouf so damn much give it fuckin break nigga.
'n dats my word,i'm ghost ONE LOVE
marcus waz the most thug'ghetto dat oaktons eva had.
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All da niggas in the school are phonies yo. Them niggas wear roca wear and sean john. They think they tha hardcore niggas ready to fuck ya'll up. THATS A MOTHER FUCKIN JOKE DAWG. All the niggas in oakton yo, they group together and talk trash to you and say they gonna mess you up. If you get to the point where your ready to fight all them niggas back the fuck up and say something stupid like...."yo man you dont know who da fuck you playin with dawg, i dont wanna hurt you" or " man if my arm wasnt messed up from ballin i would fuck yall asses up now!". THEY ALLLLLLLL PUSSIES. STRAIGHT UP. But that nigga george is tight as hell. Keith is a white man trapped in a nigga's body, that mother fucka talks like a fuckin gangsta on da phone with his girl and around all dem niggas up at oakton. Then the next time you see him ass hes talking all preppy like a mother fuckin white politician. ITS CRAZYYYYY
THE MOST HARDCORE OAKTON EVER GOT WAS MARCUS and KYLE WILSON
KEITH: YO WHA UP BABY GURL WATCHA DOIN TONIGH YOU WAN ME GO AND BRING YOU SOME SUGA
BLACK GIRL: YEA COME ON OVER BABY
KEITH: AIGH I HOLLA AT CHOUR DIGITZ IN A FEW. YA HURD?
BLACK GIRL: AIGHT CALL ME BABY!
((HANGS UP THE PHONE))
KEITH: Hey Bobby what are you guys going to do tonight?
Bobby: I dont know yet.
KEITH:Okay when you find out what you guys are going to do, can you give me a call? I think i might be going to the library with my girlfriend, so call me after 5 because I will have my phone on vibrate in the library. Thanks Bobby.
(( ON THE WAY TO HIS CAR))
RANDOM BLACK KID: KEITH PAYNNEEEEEEE!
KEITH: HOOOOT RAWWWWW WHA UP MY NIGGA!
Oakton
Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
Oakton
buhkaki dance team girl buhkakied?
me: ey man sup
friend: u hear bout tat dance team girl got buhkakied
me: na man
friend: yea last weekend some dance team girl got buhkakied i heard and wats meessed up is she was totaly sober
me: wtffff