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What is Noodle?
An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.
Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”
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Noodle - what is it?
Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.
Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.
What does "Noodle" mean?
to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away
I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle
Noodle - what does it mean?
A penis, tired from already performing,
and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.
She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.
Noodle - meaning
If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles
Alex: Hi morgan!
Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE
Noodle - definition
A very skinny and lengthy type of person. Has no muscle structure, usually tall and skinny. Very little arms and a very fragile frame
Arjun you need to go to the gym more often your really a noodle these days
Noodle - slang
A delicious food made with wheat in the form of strands.
The Chinese actually invented the noodle. According to a myth, two small boys had a food fight with rice. But there were too many grains to pick up, so they invented noodles.
Noodles are delicious.
Noodle
When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
Noodle
A code word to describe a cute or hot girl without anyone noticing:
‘Noodle’ - hot girl
‘Super Noodle’ - mega 10/10 hot girl
Alden : “Oi mate, see that girl over there? She’s a noodle”
Alun : “nah, she’s deffo a super noodle”
Noodle
1. A type of food made from wheat, rice, or something else idk
2. A nickname for a guys dick
3. A member of the band Gorillaz
4. Negative name for a skinny person
1. I ate some Pad-Thai last night, and the noodles were good!
2. Dude, my noodle hurts after railing that girl last night.
3. Noodle can be heat singing in the song 19-2000.
4. Hey Noodle! Go eat something!