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What is Nikon?
A professional photography camera, Best for beginners.
Jack: Woah, That picture has really great quality. What camera was it taken with?
Jill: A Nikon D40!
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Nikon - what is it?
One of Nikon's last rangefinder cameras, the SP catered to the professional market. Boasting 4 selectable finder frames as well as the 35 and 28 in a separate window, Nikon achieved in 1957 what it took Leica until the 1980's to do.
A: Hey man, check out my Leica M9!
B: I'd rather use my Nikon SP.
What does "Nikon" mean?
When a social event is photographed entirely with a nikon camera (more specifically, the ubercool Nikon D40), the tendency for the photos to look like the party was super fun, although it was really quite boring.
Nikon Effect is prevalent at parties dominated by vain nikonite girls.
The Nikon Effect doubles or even triples when the photos are posted on facebook or myspace for all who weren't invited to view and envy.
Girl 1: Did you see the pictures from Allie's kickback? It looked so chill! I wish I had gone...
Girl 2: Don't worry about it. I asked Clare how it was and she said it was actually really awkward. You were just seeing the Nikon Effect in the pics.
Nikon - what does it mean?
Nikon's flagship photographic camera of the 1970's, renowned for it's versatility and durability. It is an incredibly heavy piece of metal, useful not only for taking photographs, but also as a paperweight, hammer, defensive weapon, etc.
Jesus Christ, that Nikon F2 is heavy!
Nikon - meaning
big stupid camera that people on dallas imports use.
it verifies their acceptance in fat chicks.
"Hey Canadian nice Nikon! Wanna go pick up some fat chicks?"
Nikon - definition
another way of saying nigger around adults, or your drama teacher, or any other people.
Why are you guys fighting? Because she's a Nikon.
Nikon - slang
what you buy when you don't have enough cash to buy a Sony.
guy 1: hey dude, I only had $100 so I bought this nikon.
guy 2: what a retard, why didn't you just save up for a Sony
guy 1: -starts crying-
Nikon
A camera capable of creating consistant out of focus images through the use of too many buttons on the back and overall build.
Professor- "Justin, I like your composition, but when we bring this into 100%...hmm whats this, looks to be a bit soft."
Team Ramrod- "Nikons! hhhahahah"
Nikon
An Asian tourist particularly in the L.A. area known for always carrying cameras to take pictures of everything they see.
Person 1, "Look at that asian guy stopped in the middle of the boardwalk"
Person 2, "That Nikon just tripped three people stopping to take a picture!"
Nikon
The bast digital SLR company in the world.
Person 1: hey man, I just bought a Canon dslr
Person 2: you retard, you should have gotten a Nikon