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What is paperweight?
Defecating on a coworker's desk - usually while they're on vacation.
Joe enjoyed his trip to the Bahamas, but - upon returning to work - he was dismayed to find that Frank had left him a Nashville Paperweight.
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Paperweight - what is it?
An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"
I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!
Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!
Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!
What does "paperweight" mean?
When a Male take a piss with his penis out but his balls behind the elastic bands of his pants.
John paperweight when he takes a piss
Paperweight - what does it mean?
Refers to the less attractive person in the relationship.
I can’t believe Mimi is with David - he’s so the paperweight in the relationship.
Paperweight - meaning
When you take a monster sized shit on a coworkers desk.
It is similar to a cargoyle.
Tony was a being a total ass today, so I left him a massive paperweight. I hope the stink seeps into his desk and never goes away
Paperweight - definition
1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment
2. a serious student
The printer turned out to be a paperweight.
Paperweight - slang
This mac is the best paperweight $5000 can buy...
Paperweight
noun
A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.
A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.
Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.
Paperweight
When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.
JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah
Paperweight
A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.
"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."