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What is Nester?
An adjective refering to a person who is a slick, sly fox, the foxiest of them all.
Damn, that guy's a Nester
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Nester - what is it?
(verb) when a male urinates in two or more strands
Dude, I just nestered all over the toilet seat, and now I have to wipe it off.
What does "Nester" mean?
A girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.
That nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. I can never break up with her now!
Nester - what does it mean?
a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.
Nester - meaning
A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.
This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).
A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.
This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.
With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.
All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.
The only way to battle a nester is by:
A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)
Have a nester-free life!
Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."
"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
Nester - definition
Nester Likes birthday game party
Nester Likes birthday game party
Nester - slang
Someone who is obessed with a person, place, or thing.
Bridget Aye is a nester of facebook.
Nester
Every womans dream an absolute player that doesnt give a damn. If he invites you back to his nest, he will definitely fertilize your eggs.
“Oh yeah dude I heard she got nestered last night.”
Nester
When a LAD gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.
A real NESTER would be James from this examle
When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.
Nester
Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.