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What is Munts?

stuffed up, wrecked.

I munted my drawing.
This picture is munted

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Munts - video


Munts - what is it?

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!

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What does "Munts" mean?

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

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Munts - what does it mean?

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

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Munts - meaning

Broken, not workable for its origanal purpose.

A boat full of holes is munted.
"THE BOATS MUNTED"

John howard is really munted.

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Munts - definition

completely twatted of your face & gurning like a water buffalo.

fuck me, I was munted last night.

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Munts - slang

In New Zealand slang, 'munted' refers to something which is utterly destroyed.

From the New Zealand Herald:

Christchurch resident Jane Smith, who works in the central city, earlier told the Herald a work colleague had helped with rescue efforts after a building facade collapsed on a bus on Colombo St.

"There's people dead. He was pulling them out of a bus. Colombo St is completely munted," she said.

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Munts

To "munt" or the act of "munting" is an Scottish/Australian word to describe puking/throwing up/vomitting. Often to describe intentional/deserved vomiting (being drunk, reacting to a disgusting message etc)

"Aw fuck man I was so drunk I fuckin' munted all over the fuckin' carpet"

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Munts

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

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Munts

(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.

(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.

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