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What is Mulch?
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.
Mulch - meme gif
Mulch - video
Mulch - what is it?
A word made by 3 niggers in an Instagram group chat
The people enjoyed the mulch.
What does "Mulch" mean?
Tabacco places on top of weed smoked through a bong. The end result is being domed as hell
“Load me a mulch”
Mulch - what does it mean?
Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!
Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch
Mulch - meaning
You boys smokin' some mulch?
Mulch - definition
I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.
Mulch - slang
To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.
Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom.
Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?
Mulch
Free coffee, total trash.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.
Mulch
The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
My god that clown took a huge mulch and is dancing in his boots.
Mulch
A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.
*intervenes conversation*
"ugh, go away you mulch"