Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Muff Divers?

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

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Muff Divers - video


Muff Divers - what is it?

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

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What does "Muff Divers" mean?

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

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Muff Divers - what does it mean?

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

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Muff Divers - meaning

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

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Muff Divers - definition

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

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Muff Divers - slang

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

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Muff Divers

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

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Muff Divers

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

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Muff Divers

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

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