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What is Moon Landing?
A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.
The moon landing is a fake!
Moon Landing - video
Moon Landing - what is it?
A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.
Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:
"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"
"What? Was that your first moon landing?"
What does "Moon Landing" mean?
When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."
Moon Landing - what does it mean?
Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally
E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
Moon Landing - meaning
For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.
Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."
Moon Landing - definition
A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.
Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.
Moon Landing - slang
An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.
Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.
Moon Landing
An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.
{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."
Moon Landing
A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair
"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman
Moon Landing
When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.
Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.
Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"