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What is Heyman?
A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
"Your boss is pretty hot."
"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."
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Heyman - video
Heyman - what is it?
Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
What does "Heyman" mean?
Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )
Heyman Cry is a verb.
The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.
Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.
Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"
It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.
Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.
They like guys.
And when a guy rejects them.
They do the Heyman Cry.
heyman Heyman Cry! :'(
heyman monster :'(
Heyman - what does it mean?
Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.
Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.
Heyman - meaning
Heyman smash - referring to the terms of Heyman and Heyman monster.
Heyman Smash is known as a verb.
Its used to smash people down that let you down.
Sometimes, Heyman smash is also known as " kicking the bucket"
The Filipino God Heyman with his loyal companion Heyman Monster would rule the world of the Phillipines back when Gods were around.
They would utterly destroy their enemies with their well known move of the Heyman Smash.
This famous god also used Air Drum sticks to enhance his Smashing capabilities.
It was also said that The Greek God Thor used his lightning powers to combine it with the god Heyman to allow his Air drum sticks to become Super charged!
Thus allowing him to take down any one that challenged him.
If anybody angered this powerful god, he would also go through a heyman-charge henceforth giving him huge amount of power that is bitterly impossible to take down.
His trusty companion Heyman Monster will also take anybody that challenges his Leader by biting them with his almighty teeth of domo.
Heyman God : heyman! You can't step on this land !
This belongs to me and my trust companion heyman monster!
Heyman Monster: Thats right man! DOMO!
Heyman God : MMMMMM heyman-charge!!!
HEYMAN SMASH!
Heyman - definition
A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
Heyman - slang
paul heyman is the creator of ecw
wow thats extreme
Heyman
A noun that describes a man that attempts to fuck a goat but then decides to fuck another man instead
Geez dude! I could have gone to jail last night for animal abuse but i pulled a Heymans instead! Thank goodness!
Heyman
a multi-purpose word that can mean almost anything. the main use is to greet one of your fellow heymans. when you use it to put down someone, the word can have the same meaning as bitch or annoying. it can replace many uses of bad languages so that adults and teachers cant say nothing about it. another use of the wonderful word HEYMAN is to break an awkward silence like when your friend disses you and you dont know wat to say, you say HEYMAN. or if you dont feel comfortable saying hi to someone, you can say Heyman. or if you run out of comebaks wen you and your friends are in a fight, you can just say "YOUR A HEYMAN" and you will win the argument because the power of the AD Alliance will be with you. heyman comes in many forms, like a person, a heyman monster, airdrums, heyman guns, and not cool man
"heyman, thats just not cool man."
the heyman monster heyman smashed xavier when he didnt feed it enough.
when xavier got mad at his school, he used his heyman gun and heyman shot everyone.
when xavier listens to music, he does not nod his head to the beat, he airdrums.
"hey raymond, your a bitch." "well you know wat gerry? your a heyman. so eat that cuz thats so not cool man if you call me a bitch for no reason."
Heyman
Overly sensitive and politically correct people from the west coast.
Too many heymans here, I’m tired of eating all this couscous.
Be careful what you say around here, there are a lot of heymans that will think it’s offensive.