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What is Trail Mix?
(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.
1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
Trail Mix - video
Trail Mix - what is it?
1. Rough sex.
2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex
Comes from:
I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
What does "Trail Mix" mean?
1) A snack with multiple ingredients added to it such as pretzels, cheese-its, crackers, m&ms, and etc.
2) A person with multiple styles like they will dress girly one day then tom boy the next or maybe even country or alternative like another day or something like that. They just have multiple styles to them when it comes to clothes.
1) "Can you get a box of trail mix from the store on your way home?" Person said.
2) "What type of style are you?" Person #1 said.
"Oh I'm just trail mix." Person #2 said.
Trail Mix - what does it mean?
The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
Trail Mix - meaning
The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
Trail Mix - definition
The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
Trail Mix - slang
When someone is apart of many ethnicities. Too many to name.
Girl, did you know he’s trail mix?
Trail Mix
The consequential crumbs caught in one's happy trail resultant of eating shirtless.
That chach never wears a shirt and always has trail mix left over whenever he eats.
Trail Mix
M and M's with obstacles
Hay do you want some M and M's with obstacles??? or trail mix
Trail Mix
A combination of fruits, nuts, and granolas, often pertaining to a group of people of the Californian-variety. Also applicable to supporters of Bernie Sanders, people from Portland, and English majors who just returned from their first trip abroad.
Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.
Oh look… hypocritical Trail Mix are throwing rocks and eggs at families leaving a Trump rally while preaching that everyone should just get along.
I can only handle California in small doses… the Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.
At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.