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What is Monta?
1.A place where everyone is asian, and wears Abercrombie. There is a small group of emo kids mixed in there. Other then that, nada. Or whatever the Chinese word for nothing is. There are about three fat people, and everyone else weighs all of six pounds.
None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.
2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.
3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.
4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?
5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.
1. "Hey, dude, check out that girl in the Abercrombie shirt!" "Which one?"
2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.
3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.
4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal
5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.
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Monta - what is it?
A Beast Guard For The Golden State Warriors. Arguably The Fastest Guy In The NBA.Even Tho He Has Ugly And-1 Shoes. Hes Still Beast.
Monta Ellis Is The One Man Fast Break. He'll Kick Chuck Norris's Ass.
What does "Monta" mean?
Adam Montae Johnson..a boy who madd koo who live n da 716..
Yo durr go Adam Montae Johnson
Monta - what does it mean?
Montae a fine boy that lives in New york.
I know a montae
Monta - meaning
Dominican slang for lay it out! What's the deal
Dominican Guy#1: What's up Jose?
Dominican Guy#2: What's up Pedro? Monta! what's cooking?
Monta - definition
big cock man that is great in bed and can easily take your girl
Girl 1: Wow last night was amazing.
Girl 2: Was he another Montae?!
Monta - slang
The realest nigga alive,he don’t take no bs so be cautious when you talk to him and he a big playa😏🅿️
Real nigga montae
Monta
Is a intelligent,smart black male. And a great secret keeper. He's also a street type person
Do you know Montae?
Monta
North east rave "S.T.O.M.P.I.N" this is the one and only sound yesiiiii
The way to my heart is if you love MC stompin " ew have you been to monta"
Monta
Monta is the type of person to say fuck it and do it, she loves living on the edge and creating adventurous memories. She’s a strong beautiful girl and no one quite knows what she’s been through, she is a smart, keen, determined individual, destined to make a change in the world. A Monta is an hilarious girl and has the personality of a comedian, she has much confidence but lacks patience and her moody outlet being blunt just adds to her personality. She’s a forgiving kind person willing to make people smile even if she’s having a bad day, she wants so be somebody, an individual, like no one else. She does not care whether people like her or love her, she just is herself and no one can change that. She’s a real keeper for a friend and will create the best memories with you.
Have you heard of Monta?
Yes! She’s so cool!!