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What is Monkey Penis?A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good Monkey Penis - videoMonkey Penis - what is it?The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey. Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity! What does "Monkey Penis" mean?Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong Monkey Penis - what does it mean?A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair. "Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys." Monkey Penis - meaningA mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows: Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital? Monkey Penis - definitionThe act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey". Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey! Monkey Penis - slangA fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure. My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday. Monkey PenisA fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure. My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday. Monkey PenisThe penis of a monkey. Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is! Monkey PenisMike: Hey is that a monkey penis? |
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