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What is Mikael?
The most bitch-ass human being to ever walk the planet. When you first see him, you'll be blinded by his beauty & ignore every wrongdoing he will ever commit. You would do anything for him. Until the day you find out he has the International Title for Biggest Thot of the World. He is a Manipulative, Cheating, Selfish person that will take what he wants from you and then ignore you for days on end. He only likes people when convenient. Additional facts: Known to flock to Underage Girls, only fucks if Steven Universe is playing in the background, doesn't show up to funerals even with months advance notice.
you: Wow, I love Mikael he's such a nice person, he looks like an angel and genuinely cares for my wellbeing.
you, after seeing the light: Mikael is the worst person I've ever met, he never wanted anything but sex.
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Mikael - what is it?
Mikael is the most awesome guy you'll ever meet if you're lucky enough to meet one in your life, he only hangs around cool dude who are not as cool as he but almost, he hangs round with hot girls as well and is the most jacked guy in the room at all times. He has the highest IQ in the world pretty much and is undefeated in arm wrestle and any question game, his IQ is around 207.
Wow that was a awesome and muscular man, must have been a Mikael.
What does "Mikael" mean?
Is tall, athletic, sort of handsome and lifts weights.
Did you know Mikael goes MILF hunting on Wednesdays?
Mikael - what does it mean?
Is a funny,smart,caring,fine,great personality, and listens to whatever you have to say.
He is such a Mikael
Mikael - meaning
1. Hung, like mythical creature level. The kind of hung you question your life choices and how you ended up here.
2. The kind of person to fill his penis with ghost pepper powder, butt fuck you just to leave a burning sensation after, saying "Enjoy the herpes."
3. Sends flowers to elderly to cheer them up.
"Probably better, to not break his heart. He seems like a Mikael."
Mikael - definition
(mic-KEL)If you come across something that is amazing, witty, intelligent, hilarious, and awesome... Then you've found a Mikael. It's a very rare type of human who loves life and any thing awkward. You can use the word to define people, places and things.
Wow, did you see that Mikael episode of Friends last night?
Things would be great if I could be more Mikael...
Dude chill with the ego it's so Mikael!
Mikael - slang
A guy with a huge penis. Nothing to add to that really. It looks like a friggin Loch Ness monster. No joke.
"The dude I took home last night turned out to be a real Mikael."
Mikael
The Sexiest man alive! He is the perfect, exciting, handsome and is known to have a huge cock. He is dominant over his brothers and will shit on anyone who opposes him, he will shit on them. Overall the most amazing guy in the world.
Wow, you're gay, I wish you were Mikael.
Mikael
A beautiful soul. The nicest person you'll ever meet. Everybody loves him. He is so wise. Usually has everyone coming to him for advice and yet hardly anyone will listen to his troubles. Always knows the right thing to say but also wishes there was someone who knew how to treat him. Because of this he is easy to love and yet he is cautious about where he shows his affections.
Matt- 'oh I really need some advice. Where is mikael when you need him?'
Mikael
Mikael, well what can you say bout Mikael. He's funny, smart, and practicallly everything under the sun! One thing i know for sure is i think he is too awesome to be my friend. Also im jealous of every girl that is talking to him when im not. He makes me smile everyday when im mad at him. When im sad or lonely he makes me feel way better. He is in my mind a sport freak. He plays football, baseball, and a "man sport" water polo ;)! But i love him for that. He makes my heart race fast just by looking at me. His smile is so contagous. Sometimes he laughs at random things but thats ok. Random would also be a good word for him. He makes random noices and brings up random conversations. Well, if i were to list how i felt about Mikael you would be here a while and ive only known Mikael for like 2 months. Today i say tht i am proud to know Mikael! :)
Mia202: Hey i just texted Marcel all day.
Pinch06: Yeah, I sat by Mikael today! :)
Mia202: I hate you!!
Pinch06: ik your jealous!! :)
Mia06: yess i am