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What is Microshit?

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.

Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.

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Microshit - video

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Microshit - what is it?

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

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What does "Microshit" mean?

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system

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Microshit - what does it mean?

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

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Microshit - meaning

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

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Microshit - definition

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

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Microshit - slang

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

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Microshit

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

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Microshit

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

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