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What is Michael Cera's?
Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex
Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
Michael Cera's - video
Michael Cera's - what is it?
A very poor actor who often preforms in a stilted and timid fashion.
Plays the role of the socially awkward teenages in nearly all his film roles.
His role in hipster culture has made him an idol of hate from many people.
He is working his way to becoming the new Mathew Broderick. As in an actor who is a former shell of themselves for relying on one or two cult films aimed at the youngish teen audience and then failing to find other roles out of comedy because they lack talent and whats worse, they're not actually funny.
Michael Cera
What does "Michael Cera's" mean?
An amazing actor, originally from Ontario, Canada. So amazing that his name can replace almost any word in a sentence, or answer almost any question.
Rachel: I love your pants!
Maddie: Don't you mean... 'I love your Michael Cera"?
or
Rachel: What did you have for dessert last night?
Maddie: Michael Cera
Michael Cera's - what does it mean?
The act of trying to be younger than you actually are. In similarity to being like that of Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up.
Person A: Dude, I just want to be a Michael Cera.
Person B: Oh you mean that awesome actor?
Person A: No, I just don't want to act my age.
Michael Cera's - meaning
everything ever to be in existance.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: No, you love Michael Cera
Michael Cera's - definition
The act of receiving a blowjob from one girl while another licks your ass, and from time to time offering them "sippies" off your Capri sun. May or may not be performed in a bathroom at a party, but should be done while standing.
John: Dude! Did you hear Mike got a Michael Cera off those two chicks last night?
Dave: Didn't have to I walked into it in the bathroom at the party. He didn't even stop. What's more shocking is neither did they.
Michael Cera's - slang
Hollywood's worst victim of typecasting, next to Jennifer Aniston.
I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.
Everyone hates him now.
Michael Cera stars as Michael Cera in the following movies:
Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Michael Cera's
A term used to describe a general feeling that an actor is merely playing the same type of character previously seen in another production. Where it be a theater production, film, or television series.
The term came to prominence when audiences began to notice the acting of Canadian born Michael Cera. Beginning with his first large audience production "Arrested Development" and ending with "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" people began to notice that Michael Cera was merely playing a meek, level-headed, awkward, and bland normal character in every production.
Today the acting skills of Michael Cera is used to describe innumerable actors that cannot develop or play a varying repertoire of characters.
Alex: Dude I can't wait to see Year One! It stars Michael Cera he's hilarious!
Matt: Seriously, Michael Cera can't act. He just plays the same nerdy awkward dude. Have you seen all his movies?
Alex: I saw Superbad and I loved Arrested Development...well know that you mentioned it he does seen to be the same character.
Matt: You got to realize dude, he's a hack. All of the movies he's been in have awesome scriptwriters and a great surrounding cast.
Alex: What a douche...
Michael Cera's
A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.
Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"
"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."
Director: "That part is so you."
Michael Cera's
Michael Cera IS the sexiest man on the planet. He has appeared in a plethora of movies, and even though people say he only plays one character, THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!! Look at Magic Magic, THAT'S A HORROR MOVIE!!! I say don't mess with perfection and why complain if he is unbelievably sexy in all?!?!
James: I don't really like any of Michael Cera's movies
The rest of society: *performs ritual sacrifice to the almighty god Michael Cera, he is force fed grape juice until his pee turns purple and he poops are a healthy brown color, then he is filled up air and used as a hot air balloon at the annual Cerafest (kinda like Coachella, but a billion times better)