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What is Broderick?
(n) a bathing of one's balls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la Matthew Broderick in the movie, "Election." Similar to whore bath and Italian shower, but a little more involved.
Damn, it was hot today. I need to take a quick broderick before we go out.
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Broderick - what is it?
Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.
Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.
What does "Broderick" mean?
A gangsta nigga who stay fresh and clean 24/7 with their swagga. Brodericks tend to have big ‘ole dicks that are 9 inches and bigger (hung like horses) and nut like a muthafucka. They have an attitude that at first will annoy you but then you will soon get used to it and appreciate their feistiness and their cockiness. Whenever you argue with a Broderick, don’t even bother trying to put up a fight because YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG and he will win every single time… seriously (pisses me off). They have great smiles and ‘ride n die’ personalities that are fly and will always be there by your side. They will always be honest and straight up with you about anything even about his opinions and feelings toward you. If the love you they show it… if they hate you you’ll know it. They are playas straight from the South and spit mad game to pick up all kinds of big booty hoes up in the club, parties, functions, etc. Don’t talk back to them or they will bust a cap in yo’ ass with their glock. BEWARE BITCHES… Brodericks are hard to tame!!! But if you know one keep him close because he will always love you and will protect you at any cost.
Bitch #1: Damn nothing but small dicks up in this club…
Bitch #2: Yea I feel you! I need one of them big dick Brodericks!!
Bitch #1: Yee! They always get'chu walking wit a limp.
*both sigh*
Broderick - what does it mean?
If you ever meet a Broderick, you are the luckiest person alive. Broderick's have great butts, great smiles, and greater personalities. If a Broderick ever talks more to you than most people, he has special feelings for you. Broderick's are also amazing kissers but they're typically Mormon- so watch out. Broderick's also tend to fall for brunettes over blondes, but hey, you never know. They also love blue eyes. OHHHH BLUE EYES. Mmmmm... tasty.... Broderick's are totally the most amazing person in the world- so find more of them.
Dude did you see how hot that Broderick was? I think he looked at me!
Broderick - meaning
Noun- A neighborhood in West Sacramento known for norteno gang members and punk police always on ur ass for flossin a little bit. The area code is 95605 and it lays in East Yolo County as apposed to other parts of Sacramento which are in Sacramento County. Brodericks gang life goes back into the 1970s around the time nuestra familia was formed. The neighborhood is divided into two sections, Broderick and Bryte. The houses were all built around WW2 times giving the neighborhood a lot of character and shady trees. A great place to raise your kids for an affordable price.
group of scraps- "where u from ese???"
norteno- "broderick nigga norte!!!!"
group of scraps- *run away*
Broderick - definition
someone who warms up four slices of pizza and can only eat three. has pizza stains on his face and shirt. follows football religiously.
see that kid with the pizza stains?
yeah he’s such a broderick.
Broderick - slang
Straight Bitch Ass Nigga
the originator of Bitch-assed-ness/ bitchassedness
Guy 1:man u know that nigga Broderick...
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: man hes a straight Bitch Nigga
Guy 2: i know right he sucks mad dick
Broderick
(verb)- When a man is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife
Ned: Man, Bob's girlfriend is really ugly, it's too bad
Ted: Yeah, he really Brodericks her
Broderick
Broderick is the most sweetest, adorable, hottest guy to exist, usually goes by the name (Brody) very few friends but deserves anyone he wishes Broderick is the bestest bud anyone could have I love my Broderick.
If you find a Broderick keep him, he is the most awesome human to exist.
Person 1: "woah is that Broderick?"
Person 2 "yea, he is pretty amazing"
Broderick
Straight Bitch Ass Nigga
The originator of Bitch-Assed-Ness or Bitchassedness
guy 1: eh u know that bitch ass nigga Broderick.
guy 2: yeah hes a straight bitch ass nigga.
guy 1 : agreed.