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What is Mellor's?
Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism
"I just Joe mellored my girlfriend in the face."
"Wow quit going all Joe mellor on me retard."
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Mellor's - what is it?
The Legend: Really really ridiculously good looking, fun, mischievous, big calves, very sexy, sporty, outgoing, passionate, beautiful soul, plays guitar, would rather be moshing! There isnt enough words in this world to describe a Missy Mellor.
Melissa Mary Mellor or better known to most as Missy Mellor is one in a million. She hates cigarette smoke - its vulgar as she would call it, she's all about the raves, believes laughter is the best medicine, can't live with the music and loves her friends and family most.
What does "Mellor's" mean?
The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......
Mellor's - what does it mean?
Term used to describe emotional instability that is sometimes expressed in violence.
Stop that mellor behaviour young man!
Mellor's - meaning
Someone that says they'll turn up and help but rarely does! Usually in spirit only and if they are present will always be on their phone and have to shoot off on 'urgent' matters!
"Pete will be here shortly team" Phone rings "Cancel that, he's busy so he's had to 'Mellor' us"
Mellor's - definition
Another word for a paedophile. Normally used frequently throughout the South west.
"That old guy is such a Mellor"
"Afro-man has been convicted for being a Mellor"
Mellor's - slang
the mightiest of all!
someone who can dress as a jedi, have sex against lamp posts and still obtain greatness! the one who is able to change history and make mix CDs
he's a right mellor!, melloriffic, you've been mellored!
Mellor's
Mellor is also a word for an amazingly clever bird, who has lots of class and is god dam bloody gorgeous.
phwoarrrrrrrrr look at that Mellor over there
Mellor's
Mellor. A goldfish eyed, ape like creature, with a rather large stomach and opinion of himself. He tends to work in the art environment, but what he does outside of this is unknown to the world. Unmarried and on the loose, the Mellor is something to avoid in your life. Unfortunately, some are stuck with it, in a rather sticky Mellor formula you really wouldn't want to think about!
Mellor: Are you going to do some over the holidays?
Me (or my friend! she knows! hah!): Of course I am sir!
We blatantly know that this is a lie. But the Mellor is such a simple creature that he believes the words of his 'followers'
Mellor's
someone of a spontaneous nature who often just bursts out with strange comments. Has a tendency to throw objects at innocent bystanders.
Stop being such a mellors
Gosh you are a bit of a mellors today