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What is Medford?
A wasteland dead smack in the center of New Jersey. Filled with mostly rich, stuck up, drug addicts, who's parents gloat about their "honer student." A town that really makes you think "I'd rather be in Afghanistan then spend my days in Medford." At least you'll get a good tan and escape the humidity. Nothing to do in the Winter but shovel yourself out of last nights blizzard, nothing to do in the Fall but rake your leaves, nothing to do in the Spring but watch the weeds grow, but theres one thing about Summer in Medford everyone loves: Packing for vacation to get away from your nosy ass neighbor spending the next 2 weeks in Florida, California, or Hawaii. Only to soon realize that its time to go back. I suggest taking a minimum of 3 depressant pills. If your really rich, you spend your entire summer down at New Jersey's beaches. Still to close for comfort if you ask me. Please, if your moving to Medford turn back now because your better off.
I wouldn't be caught dead in Medford
Your so confused, your all the way in Medford
Thats in the middle of bum fucked Medford
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Medford - what is it?
A small town in New Jersey where everyone is a scene kid. Everyone is rich and cares nothing of the poor. Everyone wears Hollister and Abercrombie just to show that they have a unique "style", but really, everyone is the same. Underage drinking and smoking is a must if you live in Medford. Emo and rap are the main music of this town. There are only a few "outcasts" who really do know how to keep it real.
Kid1: I bet you 5 dollars shes from Medford.
Kid2: No doubt, just look at those tight Abercrombie pants and see-through Hollister shirt.
What does "Medford" mean?
A place full of 14 year old hoes and white boys who think they're in the mafia
"Yo those Medford kids are pussy af"
Medford - what does it mean?
City on long island, not one of its best areas. Made up mostly of tough white kids and ghetto black kids. Weekend nights consist of driving the streets drunk either looking for or avoiding trouble.
Medford NY: Not the friendliest place in the world..
Medford - meaning
Part of Long Island made up of drug dealers, murderers, gangs, hate crime victims, and medal of honor recipiants. Some decent parts but has its ghetto areas such as Gordon Heights, The Pines, and Eagle Estates.
Medford, NY = the shithole of Long Island.
Medford - definition
A small town (around 4,326 people) located in North-Central Wisconsin. A beautiful, scenic town, with no major highways, malls, or forms of entertainment other than a single movie theatre and bowling alley. Home of the Tombstone pizza and Weathershield windows. A place where getting stuck behind an amish horse and buggy on your way to the local County Market is a common occurrence. A city that greatly attributes to Wisconsin's title of #1 binge drinking state in the country. A place where bars outnumber churches almost 2 to 1. A pleasant little city where you can go on vacation and leave on probation.
Person 1: (on phone) "Hey, can you come bail me out?"
Person 2: "What?! What happened?"
Person 1: "I went to Medford."
Medford - slang
Medford:
"We asked each guy to bring a six pack to the NCAA Tournament Championship party, but Johnny only showed up with a Medford."
Medford
A shitty, dreary, redneck town in Southern Oregon, where evreyones parents are meth addicts. It is also very racist and all the inbreds drive old crappy pickup trucks. A very bad place to live if you are from Southern California
Californian 1: Dude, my parents are moving us to Medford.
Californian 2: Oh man that sucks, theres a lot of tweakers there.
Medford
A petite, balding homosexual that should never be exposed to large amounts of grain alcohol.
Don't let that Medford drink any vodka, he will stab the dining table with a knife.
Medford
not as ghetto as scumerville, not as chinese as malden, not yuppie like winchester...kids will probably fuck you up; girls are nuts.
"just got jumped by those medford kids for bein a fuckin herb"