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What is black kids?
The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl
Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.
Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.
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Black kids - what is it?
Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:
1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.
2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.
3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
What does "black kids" mean?
That one kid who embraces every single aspect of black aspect and uses it to basically become a "black kid"
Oh my god! Luis is such an incognito black kid.
Black kids - what does it mean?
An African American who loves to do what a lot of white people do.
"Daquan love to go camping, fishing, and bike riding. He's such a white black kid, but we love him."
Black kids - meaning
The younger version of a token black guy
Every cheap teen sit-com has a token black kid
Black kids - definition
A crackhead term that originates from Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. It captures a common stereotype about African Americans.
The Black Kid is just that one guy that's good with SUBMACHINE guns, in about every game.
Guy 1: Yo. We need one more person. <insert name here> can't join us.
Guy 2: Who then? We're in like, fucking China or something. Everyone's asleep.
Guy 3, smirking devilishly: Just invite the Black Kid.
Guy 1: Guess it's time to get carried.
Black kids - slang
A commonly seen pair of eyes and teeth carrying shoes or appliances out of your house in the middle of the night. rarely seen in public for their natural fear of law enforcement
Dad:HOLY SHIT! Was that a pair of eyes and teeth carrying our TV out the door?!?
Son:No, dad, it's just the black kid from school.
Dad:Oh. I see.
Black kids
The sole lonely nigga on the all-white high school basketball team, one who everybody wants on their side.
Symptoms: Has an impressive vertical of 39.5' , can run the 100m dash in under 10 seconds, and can recite the lyrics of the Jay-Z song that plays during the warm ups.
Oh shit guys, hurry up and cover the black kid before he owns us like Kobe..
Black kids
A band from Jacksonville, Fla. that got noticed with their EP The Wizard of Ahhs which included "I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you." This made them big in England causing their first CD to debut fifth.
However, what makes this band intersting is that thier lead singer is black and he's singing like the Jonas Brothers or The Kooks (in the whiny pay attention to me way). Of course the lyrics are a lot more...interesting...than those two bands (You would not hope your sixteen year old daughter listens to them). The band becomes more interesting when you realize the back-up vocals are done by the lead singer's sister. In addition to having a couple black people mocking white culture, the band features a couple white guys on bass and drums. But what does it mean??!!
They mix a couple genres of music but you're probably uninterested by know so I'll just say they're sort of into the dance rock type thing.
Band- Reggie and Ali Youngblood, Kevin Snow (Yeah he's white) owen holmes and dawn watley (thier white female keyboardist, she sings back-ups with Ali. How could I forget her, not being sarcastic)
Did you see Black Kids on Jimmy Kimmel Live!?
Black kids
a really awesome band that has one of those ridiculously long names for their songs...'i'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you'
sidenote: the name of their band gives way for some awesome puns
person a: hey, have you heard black kids?
person b: yeah, they're so fuckin' ghetto. all loud and shit in--
a: actually, dude i was talking about the band...
b: ohh...
a: fuckin' racist. *walks away*