What is Make babies?
To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
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Make babies - video
Make babies - what is it? Preteen To Teenage Pregnancy.
Farrah Abraham Teen Mom MTV Babies Making Babies
Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next
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What does "Make babies" mean? Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
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Make babies - what does it mean? What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.
Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!
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Make babies - meaning sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy
Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.
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Make babies - definition slang term for gay barebacking sex...no condoms used, cum in the manpussy
He is such a whore...five different dudes were making babies in his hole last night.
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Make babies - slang Another way to say "making pizza".
Norah: Sure I'll make a pizza with you.
Jenny: That's slang for makin' babies!
I like to eat babies.
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Make babies Getting in on with an old hoe.
Me and the gym teacher were making some babies.
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Make babies an extreme liking of something
"that's a very attractive cheesecake. i want to make babies with that cheesecake."
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Make babies The act of contributing to overpopulation
Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.
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