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What is MARRIAGE?
Oh boy, hes getting married, our thoughts and prayers go out to him.
MARRIAGE - meme gif
MARRIAGE - video
MARRIAGE - what is it?
A matrimonial state as defined by:
1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together."
2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"
See marriage definition above.
What does "MARRIAGE" mean?
What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.
Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 73. She barely got to know him.
MARRIAGE - what does it mean?
conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.
MARRIAGE - meaning
Instead of paying full price at the strip club, Jim used marriage to setup a payment plan.
MARRIAGE - definition
It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.
We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things
MARRIAGE - slang
Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise
Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage
MARRIAGE
Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.
After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.
MARRIAGE
the number one cause of divorce
MARRIAGE
1)The root cause of divorce.
2)The most successful wealth transfer scheme ever invented.
3)A contract-that if presented to you by an agent/lawyer-would
be sufficient grounds for a legal malpractice suit.
4)One sure way that the state can stay involved in your
life.FOREVER.
5)The point at which regular good sex stops...and infrequent
sex for procreation,manipulation,and/or passive-aggressive
destruction begins.
6)An institution that should be scrapped in favor of 1-3-5
year contracts...Not that you'll be any happier.
Marriage is wonderful.I can see why gay couples want to share in the experience.