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What is Marriage?
Marriage equals self inflicted cock block.
Marriage - meme gif
Marriage - video
Marriage - what is it?
A (legal) pact between two people (usually attracted to each other) to stay together forever in a working, two-way relationship.
A marriage falls apart if it is only one party that is willing to communicate and cooperate.
What does "Marriage" mean?
Marriage is to love, honor, and respect.
Marriage - what does it mean?
The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?
"What demon did you sell your soul to this time?"
"Marriage."
Marriage - meaning
A point when you credit cards are maxed and you don't have sex
Wow this marriage sucks!
Marriage - definition
The sacred and legally binding prelude to divorce.
The marriage of Carmen Electra to Dennis Rodman, the marriage of Tom Cruise to Nicole Kidman, the Marriage of Brad Pitt to Jennifer Aniston etc, etc, etc,
Marriage - slang
To most people, it begins with a grand confetti-filled ceremony, but sadly, usually ends in divorce and the like.
So, taking contemporary relevance into consideration, Perhaps the most accurate definition of 'marriage' is:
"I know im crazy in love with you right now, but when these high emotions leave and it's just you and me left, I promise that I'm going to stay with you, belong to you, protect you and love you... I wont leave you or break this promise (even if you do bore me sometimes down the track)."
"If we're going to consider marriage, we'll have be prepared to make the commitment... forever."
Marriage
The point at which the friendship with your sweetheart ends and becomes a business relationship.
The point at which you stop having fun and take on responsibility for yourself and your new wife.
The end of your life as you once knew it.
Marriage is a lot like playing cards.
You start out giving a heart and a diamond, and end up wishing for a club and a spade.
Marriage
It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.
We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things
Marriage
Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise
Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage