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What is Lorks?I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night. Lorks - meme gifLorks - videoLorks - what is it?A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside. "ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven What does "Lorks" mean?An expression of ecstasy expressed by a lady when penetrated in a particularly satisfying manner from behind by a man with a sizeable penis. Simon repeatedly thrusted his cock in and out of Jacqueline as she leant forward and screamed out "lorkes oh lordee!". Lorks - what does it mean?In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower. "OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one" Lorks - meaningA lork is a unnatural half breed of a dork and a loser which intertwine to make the radtastic being of a lork. can also be called a dern. "What a lork." Lorks - definitionThe act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!" Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?" Lorks - slang1. to strongly like some thing. I really lorke these shoes, and I love my children and wife. LorksA very mild exclamation for use in polite company. The fuller version is "Lorks a lordy" if you have a need for a more vernacular expression. "Lorks a Lordy! My bottom's on fire!" LorksThat guy is a lork! LorksTo be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana. Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night! |
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