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What is midget porn?
If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
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Midget porn - what is it?
Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn
What does "midget porn" mean?
A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.
-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.
Midget porn - what does it mean?
Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .
Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"
Midget porn - meaning
1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
I might finish this essy on time, if I cut back on the midget porn for a few days.
Midget porn - definition
Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.
I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'
Midget porn - slang
when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.
me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.
Midget porn
Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.
The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.
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I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
Midget porn
half price at your local porn retailer