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What is Longview?
A town in southwest Washington that, while admittedly more than a little boring, is populated on the whole by regular people living their regular lives.
"Women from Longview, Washington don't all get pregnant as teenagers."
"Olympia, Washington and Longview, Washington have roughly the same ratio of dramatic kids in their high schools."
Longview - meme gif
Longview - video
Longview - what is it?
LongView Zoo is the name for a strip club which will hire ANY applicant. No matter what their looks, weight or ability to dance.
You look around and see zoo animals as dancers.
Went to the Longview Zoo lastnight and saw 2 elephants, an aranguntan, and a yak.
What does "Longview" mean?
An industrial town in Southwest Washington state. Longview and Kelso (the town across the river) are both part of Cowlitz County.
There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the local mills, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Longview and Kelso, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.
The majority of people that live in Longview are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.
In general, a Longview person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.
However, there are some respectable people in Longview of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I moved out of Longview:
Longview chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!
Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.
Longview chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!
Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.
*I walk away shaking my head*
Longview chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.
*I continue walking* Damn....I'm moving lout of Longview, Washington and back to Olympia, Washington.
Longview - what does it mean?
A park near William G. Enloe High School in Raleigh, North Carolina, where students frequently "chill" at the picnic tables and in the parking lot. Also known as "The LV", "The 'View."
Guy 1: Dude, you tryin' to match on a blunt?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, let's go to Longview.
Guy 3: I'll bring the Yuengling.
Longview - meaning
SMALL CITY IN EAST TEXAS
small nowhere town that leads everyone to nowhere land when they stay in Longview
Longview - definition
an awesome green day song that starts out very soft, then has lots of drumming and becomes powerful; the premise of the song is about a stoner who lives in his parent's basement, smokes weed, masturbates, and watches the world go by
Bite my lips and close my eyes,
Take me away to paradise,
I'm so damn bored that i'm going blind,
And lonliness has to surfice
Longview - slang
1. City in south-western Washington.
2. Song by the popular band "Greenday." It is widely believed that the song was written after the band visited the city by the same name. It would appear to be true, as the song describes life in Longview perfectly.
1. Dude 1: LiKe Oh eM GeE!!1!1!111!!1eleventyone!11! Longview is so freakin' boring!
Dude 2: Indeed...Longview = teh s uck!
2. Dude 1: Did you know that the song Longview is about the city Longview?!
Dude 2: Yes I did...
Dude 1: Well, isn't that neato?!
Dude 2: Go choke on something...
Longview
1) Term used for looking and planning for the future.
2) Yet another great from Green Day. It's about masturbation and being lazy and lonely. From their album Dookie.
1) In the longview.
2) Have you got Longview on CD?
Longview
a small town in east texas
thumbs up if you go to Pine Tree High School,
Longview High School,
or any other school in the 9OH!3
there's really nothing to do here
Dude: Longview is sooo boring man.
Chick: Yeah but PTHS is da shiiitttt.
Longview
Another freakin awesome song by Green Day! Can be found on Dookie and International Superhits!
Longview chorus
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And i smell like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit