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What is east texas?
A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
east texas - video
East texas - what is it?
Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.
La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"
Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."
What does "east texas" mean?
The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out
I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.
East texas - what does it mean?
When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
East texas - meaning
When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.
I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister
East texas - definition
Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
East texas - slang
Possibly the most racist place in the whole USA, and yes that's including the whole south. Here if you are anything except white, country-fied, and baptist, you are automatically ruled out. It doesn't matter how you act, it's all about social status. The KKK started here, that should be proof enough. Now if you happen to fit the white ,country-fied, baptist profile then you will feel right at home.
I'm not going to talk about the geography here because it's pretty much pine trees and hills, there's another definition under Texas to explain that.
Sub-title to East Texas Welcome Sign: If you don't go to church, they will ask WHY NOT constantly, if you are Jewish that's a synonym for crap, and you are called gay or slacker or city person if not country-fied.